reindeer on toast
after the 'antwich' as it has been dubbed, i had a little look at the company that sold such delights. the company is called edible and they sell lots of strange and wonderful things - lizard wine, weasel coffee (unfortunately not made from weasels, just their coffee-filled vomit), bags of mopani worms . i myself opted for a couple of things and reindeer paté is the first to be consumed, better than having a few reindeer's kicking their heels in the dust for 11 months.
i must let you know that i currently have a terrible cold and i am hoping that the reindeer paté will contain some magical properties that might kill it off. it also meant i couldn't give the meat, which i have to say looks like dog food, a good old sniff. my housemates have let me know that it does actually smell like dog food too. joy. i know paté usually comes with jelly/fat when tinned, but the goo inside this can was fairly odd looking and feeling, but i couldn't let it go to waste. i figured reindeer would go down nicely on a couple of slices of toast and with a lovely mug of tea.
i must let you know that i currently have a terrible cold and i am hoping that the reindeer paté will contain some magical properties that might kill it off. it also meant i couldn't give the meat, which i have to say looks like dog food, a good old sniff. my housemates have let me know that it does actually smell like dog food too. joy. i know paté usually comes with jelly/fat when tinned, but the goo inside this can was fairly odd looking and feeling, but i couldn't let it go to waste. i figured reindeer would go down nicely on a couple of slices of toast and with a lovely mug of tea.
the flavour of this is strong. come to think of it, it must be really strong as it tasted strong and i have a fairly blocked up nose! it wasn't untasty though and for fairness my friend stole some and said it tasted 'pretty non-descript really, like paté and quite dry'. lois said it tasted like a big animal, which i guess it did. because it was. i probably wouldn't go for it again as a tinned paté though if it were presented to me some other way i would give it a chew.just enough time to say the programme (kill it, cook it, eat it) on bbc3 will be on tonight and i am wondering if i have been cleverly edited to look either a) evil, b) nervous or c) nervous and evil. i will also add that i have a new feature coming to beastfeaster very, very soon! excitement! a clue is on my macbook screen in the last picture of this post.

salmon
sheep
pig
chicken
cow
mussel
prawn
duck
deer
swordfish
crocodile
buffalo
ostrich
kangaroo
goat
horse
guinea
wild boar
snail
frog
pigeon
turkey
eel
ant
pheasant
reindeer
camel
zebra
gnu
cricket
springbok
cod
blesbok
eland
impala
kudu
worm
crayfish
emu
cuttlefish
shark
quail
octopus
woodcock
hare
rabbit
scorpion
squirrel
bison
elk
python
4 comments:
Do let us know how they portray you. Hope it brings some traffic to your site.
I totally know what is on your Macbook screen :) Too easy!
Love the text on the can "Farm raised relative of Rudolph". Bahaha.
"lois said it tasted like a big animal"
What on earth does a big animal taste like?
Big?
You should try Civet Coffee by Edible - not yacked up by weasels. Shat out by Civets.
Wonderful!
-Perros-
wow...sorry, i love christmas too much, i dont think i could eat rudolph. cool photo check list though
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